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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 20:47

Today, my crush accidentally punched my boob in class. Everyone, including him, was laughing while I was writhing in pain and forcing myself to hold back my cries. Oh, and this dude in my class stole my frickin tampon from my backpack and ran around the halls with it. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 0:24

Are you sure it was an accident? It sounds like you're being bullied to me. If everyone laughs at your pain, they're not your friends. As for the kid who stole your tampon, give him a reason to use it on himself.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 0:24

Are you sure it was an accident? It sounds like you're being bullied to me. If everyone laughs at your pain, they're not your friends. As for the kid who stole your tampon, give him a reason to use it on himself.

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