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By WildChildRocker - 28/12/2016 21:51

Today, my coworker texted me to ask me out. I told him I'm not currently dating but would like to be friends. He then offered to pay me money for sex because, "Well I kinda want u." FML.
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jay_south 19

Today, on "Really Creepy Things That People Should Probably Be Fired For"…

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noreallywhat 17

Sounds like reporting him to the police for a solicitation charge maybe warranted

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ozzytiff 13

Hopefully this don't make work awkward.

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TheCutestLizard 28

It will definitely make work awkward.

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jay_south 19

Today, on "Really Creepy Things That People Should Probably Be Fired For"…

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esteroth 2

my ex went through something similar but with a manager who was a bit too frisky, any time she would tell him off he would threaten her job.. then she told me about it and I got corporate involved, now the man will never work in said resteraunt again.

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noreallywhat 17

Sounds like reporting him to the police for a solicitation charge maybe warranted

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roaf 13

How is this in "nearly FMLs". That is horrible- the friend zone sucks and I don't know how it feels to put someone in it- but saying something like that directly after it is very very innaproriate

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