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By residing security shack owner - 17/04/2016 11:49 - United States - Gibson

Today, my coworker commented on the fact that the windows to my security shack were steamed up, and the coworker I was hanging out with joked that we had been having gay sex. All of my coworkers smirk at me whenever they see me now. FML

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