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By Glass couldn't handle dat ass - 13/09/2018 23:00

Today, my cat was sitting on the living room table (which has a glass top or should I say had) because as soon as I sat on the table to pet my cat the glass broke into multiple pieces underneath my ass. FML.

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Stuby14 19

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:15

You say on a glass table. Nuff said

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:39

I'm sorry, but what made you think it'd take your weight? Even if you're skinny, glass is fragile as hell, and it was inevitably going to shatter under the weight of a fully grown human.

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Stuby14 19

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:15

You say on a glass table. Nuff said

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:39

I'm sorry, but what made you think it'd take your weight? Even if you're skinny, glass is fragile as hell, and it was inevitably going to shatter under the weight of a fully grown human.

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