Animals: Today, my cat decided to start pushing his food and water bowls... - FML

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By tori4626 - 03/04/2016 19:53 - United States - Southwest Brevard Cnty

Today, my cat decided to start pushing his food and water bowls onto the floor. He does it every few hours, and it makes a huge mess every time he does it. Then, just to rub it in my face, he eats some of the food off the floor while staring me down. FML.

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