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By Egtat216 - 26/07/2016 13:22 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my brother took me to the red light district in our city for my 18th. Not to hire a prostitute but to throw a cake a one, who then chased us down the road and reported us to the police. I just wanted a nice meal. FML
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Yeah he bought my birthday cake then threw it and no he's just an A-hole

There are so many aspects of this that I don't understand! How could any of this have been a good idea? What was your brother on exactly?

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There are so many aspects of this that I don't understand! How could any of this have been a good idea? What was your brother on exactly?

Yeah he bought my birthday cake then threw it and no he's just an A-hole

Hey, i know you you asshole, you threw a cake at me!

that sucks op. but atleast it will be a fun story to tell your kids one day.

Reminds me of the time me and some friends convinced a drunk friend to throw change at a stripper. Good times.