Today, my brakes went out and I hit a pole. Right after I finished... - FML

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By she - 21/11/2018 16:29

Today, my brakes went out and I hit a pole. Right after I finished a five minute rant to my boyfriend about bad drivers. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Sunday 25 November 2018 9:19

That doesn't count, though. Your brakes went; it's not like you we're recklessly driving.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 November 2018 2:48

Goddamn women drivers. I'm kidding, there was a fault with your brakes. Did you write-off your car?

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sunnyray812 42

Sunday 25 November 2018 9:19

That doesn't count, though. Your brakes went; it's not like you we're recklessly driving.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 November 2018 2:48

Goddamn women drivers. I'm kidding, there was a fault with your brakes. Did you write-off your car?

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