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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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I'm outta here

By Not your maid - 23/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend screamed at me for not cleaning his son's bedroom. The kid is 13 years-old, and there's nothing physically or mentally wrong with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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SabresRule1 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:51

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

Sammi0116 17

Monday 17 February 2014 23:52

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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TheCrispyCat 20

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:08

Don't wash the dishes then.

beej898 1

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:16

Run...this is exactly how my first husband and I started. It only gets worse from here.

Quiet_one 22

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:21

When someone gives you crap for doing something nice, just stop doing it and see if they like that better. After a few days of built up dirty dishes in the sink he'll appreciate you washing them a lot more.

beautifulsoul89 11

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:28

tell him those are the sounds of a clean house. if he don't like it than get ear plugs. or better yet to clean the house himself

JMichael 25

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:41

Tell him to suck a fat one

ohishkabibble 21

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:45

OP, I suggest you make him do the dishes from now on, since he's obviously an ungrateful little jackass. FYL!

howdoilogin 9

Tuesday 18 February 2014 1:07

Well, quiet down then.

FracturedMinds 21

Tuesday 18 February 2014 1:10

Was waiting for it. Thank you for not disappointing =3

sythe511 28

Tuesday 18 February 2014 1:18

Point out to him that if he doesn't like how you do it, he is more than welcome to wash them himself.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 18 February 2014 1:54

Place everything on one side if the sink and wash each thing? Or use the dishwasher if you have one...

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