Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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You deserved it 33 890

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 634

You deserved it 6 234

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 244

You deserved it 8 498

By lissysue1 - 12/07/2012 19:23 - United States - Green Bay

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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You deserved it 6 003

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 28 360

By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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You deserved it 5 141

By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 804

You deserved it 15 056

By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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You deserved it 9 713

Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 979

You deserved it 365

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:06

so?

GB3500 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:07

he was just tired

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misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:26

Amp up the hand and tongue. Bet he won't yawn again!!!

neonveins 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:27

*yawns*

akaashR 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:33

you actually suck dick at sucking dick.. wow

2muchshyt 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:00

like I literally lol'ed

holaworld 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:34

next time yawn when he does down on you lol. :)

neonveins 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:36

or better yet, doze off :>

Molord1 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:38

ydi for having an itouch.

misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:38

the problem: yawning - the answer: deep throat Easy.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:57

You're brilliant.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:39

hahahah You do suck at sucking.

rachieohbaby 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:39

haha thats kind of embarassing for you.

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 16:41

#44. You're hot. I love your ****.

Silvyrbug 6

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:39

Omg I call BS! Definitely not her pic I gurantee it.

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Same thing different taste

Snooze fest

Repetitive

Worn out

Relaxed

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