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By theloneclefairy - 17/04/2018 01:46

Today, my boyfriend would not stop spouting racism about Native Americans. He seems to be forgetting that I am a quarter Apache. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 18 April 2018 21:50

Threaten him with a tomahawk and tell him to get off your land.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 18 April 2018 22:18

Well, you could always remind him. And if that doesn't work, dump him.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 18 April 2018 21:50

Threaten him with a tomahawk and tell him to get off your land.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 18 April 2018 22:18

Well, you could always remind him. And if that doesn't work, dump him.

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