Today my boyfriend was going down on me... and then stopped suddenly... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2018 06:07

Today my boyfriend was going down on me... and then stopped suddenly he came up asking if I would like help shaving the hair around my vagina that I haven’t been able to reach or see clearly... FML

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clairecurses 19

Monday 19 February 2018 10:31

To me, that sounds sweet & caring, maybe you don't like that that's when he said it or you were offended by it but say yes, it can actually be a very intimate experience. Be glad he didn't just say 'ew you missed a spot'

Bloo2555 22

Friday 16 February 2018 17:32

I mean... at least he's willing.

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Bloo2555 22

Friday 16 February 2018 17:32

I mean... at least he's willing.

clairecurses 19

Monday 19 February 2018 10:31

To me, that sounds sweet & caring, maybe you don't like that that's when he said it or you were offended by it but say yes, it can actually be a very intimate experience. Be glad he didn't just say 'ew you missed a spot'

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