Today my boyfriend told me I'm "too good to him" and that he... - FML

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By Cate - 08/12/2017 18:34

Today my boyfriend told me I'm "too good to him" and that he needs "a bitch". I moved to Texas for him...FML

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 December 2017 21:24

So, just tear his throat out with your teeth.

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JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 12 December 2017 21:24

So, just tear his throat out with your teeth.

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