Today, my boyfriend threw up on me as we were getting intimate....

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By Fhamt - 14/12/2018 22:48 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend threw up on me as we were getting intimate. Also Today, I discovered I apparently have a humiliation fetishized, as it caused me to cum harder than ever before. Fml.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:56

That's more than humiliation. That's emetophilia. Gross. But whatever turns you on. Literally.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:56

That's more than humiliation. That's emetophilia. Gross. But whatever turns you on. Literally.

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