By sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42

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Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML
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Coryj1220 15

Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.

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dimerneckel 22

Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.

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buonotomato 20

Well, I would recommend keeping quiet, then...

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editto 7

A moaning parrot. I'd love to hear that! OP you're a noisy or your boyfriend does a good job.. ;)

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AviKerensky 17

Parrot might be jealous.

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dont_judge4579 2

clever little bastard. best bag the bird before he gives you up to the bf's folks.

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XoAlexxxoX 5

Lmao either she's noisy or she's faking it. Turn on a tv next time you get it on. That's what I do; works every time and then I can be as loud as I want haha

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Bekll 31

Parrot: "You make my girlhood tremble." *shuddering sigh*

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mybubbles2000 13

Perhaps not having sex within ear shot of the parrot would be wise.

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xXKitty_01085 7

Easy fix. When the parrot orgasms, you imitate its moans too.

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tranced_ 45

I'm wondering if those were your moans or his parent's..

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buonotomato 20

Well, I think the OP would recognise their own voice.

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