Love: Today, my boyfriend's older brother can not stop flirting with...

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By Ri_Fox9 - 15/03/2016 17:03 - United States - Perry

Today, my boyfriend's older brother can not stop flirting with me. He has made it obvious to both me and my bpyfriend how obsessed he is, and now my boyfriend wants to fight him. FML.

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