Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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You deserved it 2 583

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 456

You deserved it 6 194

By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 844

You deserved it 4 402

Unsure

By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 611

You deserved it 1 903

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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You deserved it 2 741

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 440

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 490

You deserved it 4 432

Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 259

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 196

You deserved it 4 523

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 311

You deserved it 97

Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 914

You deserved it 113

Fedor_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:58

what a jerk....he deserves a swift kick to the sack

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:02

Give him a good hard shot to the jimmies and then go get a better boyfriend.

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sidvoltaire 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:44

hahhahahahahaahaha

TheFern 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:44

lols your BF is now my hero!

SeximusPrime 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:48

He's a dick. Dump him. What ELSE would he joke about?

nosouvenirs 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:54

Oh my god. :| I would kill him.

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:20

^ agreed

nobridgejustwate 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:21

Mercy has spoken.

canzo378 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:54

dump him, and call 3 hours later and say you were kidding... and see how he react

crazyeduardo16 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:59

LOL!

ayerimrod 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:02

dumo his ass

Official_Person 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:12

What an asshat.

babygurl17 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:14

I aggree wit #19

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Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML

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