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Did he swing it and try and hypnotize you?
Points for originality...?
Seriously it's the thought that counts the creativity and I'm a girl saying this
Short and disappointing, just like his manhood?
That sound she makes is the reason he proposed to begin with. (:
To think girls complain about guys not being romantic nowadays. Ungrateful, much?
That's not romantic.
That's awesome, but the fact that you don't see this situation as the others is rather unfortunate. He wanted to go all out for his proposal :)
Talk about a cockring. Now, it's your turn to get on your knees. Lol Gotta love romance!
That's sexy
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what happened to no strings attached?
so.. what did you say??