Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that our relationship... - FML

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By Ann - 09/11/2018 19:50

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that our relationship "didn't count" up until two weeks ago when we stopped working at the same place and it's too early to move in together. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 12 November 2018 21:18

So, is he still your boyfriend, or is he the most recent "what the **** was I thinking?" moment in your life?

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:29

Did he say you were his girlfriend or he was your boyfriend during the time it "didn't count?" Be careful because he could've been sleeping around with other people. I wouldn't trust him.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 12 November 2018 21:18

So, is he still your boyfriend, or is he the most recent "what the **** was I thinking?" moment in your life?

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:29

Did he say you were his girlfriend or he was your boyfriend during the time it "didn't count?" Be careful because he could've been sleeping around with other people. I wouldn't trust him.

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