Love: Today, my boyfriend has always been a huge fan of war video games.... - FML

By monjii - 12/12/2013 00:22 - Dominican Republic

Today, my boyfriend has always been a huge fan of war video games. After training for weeks, I challenged him at Battlefield 4. He lost. I lost him. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 7 June 2016 17:50

If he dumps you over a video game, then good riddance to that man-child. He was probably a camper anyways.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 7 June 2016 17:55

Yeah, nothing is more disheartening than realizing somebody you care profoundly about shares a passion of yours and is a total badass. …Wait, what the actual ****? That is, like, fifty different kinds of endearing and hot.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 June 2016 3:26

Congrats on losing the man-child. You dodged a bullet if he's such a sore loser.

KingSlimeOfTime 5

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:47

"One does not simply own thy owner for fear of being disowned " -Anonymous

Scaleon1 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 23:00

a tragedy.

AnnonoymsFMLuser 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:02

It's every mans dream to have a girlfriend who can play videogames, the male community shames him FOR SHAME.

gesuna 2

Saturday 6 August 2016 11:38

That's a double win IMO

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 17 December 2017 10:59

Pathetic to break up over losing a game ?

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