By chels - 10/12/2012 07:47 - United States - Youngstown

Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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wagne057 6

Send him revealing pictures of his car, with you on it.

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hockeychicl003 6

some guys have weird obsessions with cars. That's the way my dad is.

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morgs21 2

Haha my boyfriend without a doubt would say the same

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ICastillo 24

Well you better send those dang pictures of his car then.

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florido_fml 10

Your car is so riceee haha

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dan_in_wi 12

haha, laugh it up. I'd rather have my 300hp "rice" car, than have fake beliefs. your pic makes you look gay, and if there was a "god" he wouldn't accept you. so start looking somewhere else for salvation you butt pirate.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Cockblocked by a car

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KiddNYC1O 20

18 meant that figuratively, of course.

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scr_sensei 14

He'll tire of it soon, once certain drives start taking over. Then he'll be overheating for you, hoping you'll clutch his gearshaft. That is, if you don't uncouple first.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I'd say they're starting to drift apart. No pan(infarina) intended.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol loove your comments :-)

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lsdecaria1 5

I love to wear frilly underwear and stroke my collection of My Little Pony dolls. Hey gang!

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RedPillSucks 31

Told my girl I just had to forget her, Rather buy me a new carburator, So she made tracks sayin' ths is the end now, Cars don't talk back they're just four wheeled friends now

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DocBastard 38

I always wondered why Queen had a song titled "I'm In Love With My Car". Now I know.

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Enslaved 36

What about the White Snake's video "Here I go Again" with Tawny Kataen doing cartwheels on a Jaguar? Hot girl plus sexy cars equals a hit video.(: Cars are appealing, no doubt!

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Ugi 26

It's a car. What's it going to look like? Perhaps you should sand off all the paint & send him "naked" pics!

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