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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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KaylaKiwified 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:30

I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?

too_much_fun 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:30

But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?

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basketballbrian 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:10

wow your a total bitch

ELYL_1989 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:10

I don't know why people think it's romantic to put things in food. you can swallow or hurt your teeth like crazy and even if these things don't happen, you can't chew your food without thinking what's in it for days....

mpangz 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:11

YDI for being an overreacting ungrateful bitch

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:12

The facts of the case: 1. Your boyfriend thought putting your ring in chocolate was a good idea. 2. Your boyfriend paid someone a "ton of money" to do this. 3. Your boyfriend did not know you were allergic to chocolate. 4. Instead of giving the chocolate to someone else, like a normal person would, you put the chocolate in the garbage disposal. 5. It didn't even occur to you to let your boyfriend eat the chocolate. Verdict? You are both complete morons and you SHOULD get married to each other (just to prevent anyone else from accidentally marrying either of you) but YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS. DNA like yours must not be allowed to swim in the gene pool with that of regular people.

WitchCirce 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:09

Correction on fact number 4: (according to the OP) The boyfriend FORGOT she was allergic to chocolate. Big difference between that and not knowing.

Demixie 14

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:51

If she's allergic, he can't eat the chocolate either unless he doesn't kiss her until it's out of his system.

po_ta_to 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:12

Him: Look, I got you a chocolate! You: Oh. Well, I'm allergic, remember? (acting all disappointed) Him: Well, that's okay, I'll eat it! (NOM NOM) Oh look! A ring! You: GASP HIM: Will you marry me?

Whovian42_fml 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 18:20

I'd kiss you to celebrate, except....

madaddicted 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:14

oh LOL WTF!?!? he "forgot" right? Yeah lol you make your decisions wayyy to quick. Just because he tried to do something nice, but just forgot about what youre allergic to, you immediately throw it out?? thats mean...BTW its not that hard to remember what your boy/girlfriend is allergic to.

facu 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:15

allergic to chocolate? FYL

benisajosher 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:18

Dumb bitch.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:19

Well, that's what you get for being an irrational bitch! Sounds like he got lucky that he didn't get to propose, to be honest. On the other hand, now the Alien Zombie-Ghost Sewer-Dwellers From the Outer Space Beyond the Grave have delicious chocolate AND a nice new sparkly ring!