By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 818
You deserved it 6 893

Same thing different taste

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At least he didn't throw you into a pit while telling you to rub lotion on your skin.

Maybe he had something really kinky in mind, like he shaving your intimate zones.

My legs just slammed shut, never to reopen.

I would love that, just saying its actually quite expensive.

Maybe he just doesn't know what girls like? A lot of girls do like fancy soaps, so maybe he just misunderstood?

corky1992 33

I think he's trying to tell you something lol.