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By Sad - 23/03/2016 23:13 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, he replied, "You've been wanting way to much from me, it's annoying.". Apparently expecting him to comfort me after my dad died in the hospital is to much to ask from the person you've dated for 5 years. FML

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