Today, my boyfriend asked me to go out with him so he could play... - FML

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By GoGirlfriend - 22/09/2018 12:35

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go out with him so he could play Pokemon Go. We ended up walking around a park for 5 hours without a break so he could catch his Mewtwo. My legs feel like jelly, and my feet are killing me, but at least he caught it. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 11:00

Mewtwo is so over-rated. Any real Pokémon fan knows Bulbasaur is the coolest.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 11:00

Mewtwo is so over-rated. Any real Pokémon fan knows Bulbasaur is the coolest.

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