By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Is he gonna make Trojan pay for his condoms?

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really_dad? 14

Does that mean the sex ended up causing sex war 1?

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MidnaLink 33

That doesn't have a "yuge" chance of working, I take it?

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DragonMaiden7 15

Pretend you’re Mexico and tell him he gets to pay for the divorce.

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lostinareverie 21

I hope you laughed, that's quality right there.

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Murgray D. John 12

You can be Melania, and copy someone's sex moves.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

That's the last person id want to think about during sex!

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DavyJoe 13

Why would you marry a dumbass like that in the first place?

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ProperPengTing 15

Collectively L’s.

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WeirdUS 29

Let’s see you want to talk about getting kinky and he has to bring Donald Trump into it and kill the mood I hope you make them go through a dry spell of no sex

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DanielleinDC 33

That would effectively kill my ladyboner until the end of time.

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