Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex at his beach house....

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By ughhhhhhh - 16/04/2016 04:09 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex at his beach house. He was supposed to be home by 6, but we accidentally fell asleep. By 7:10 his parents had called him 42 times and his dad showed up at the beach house to find us asleep, and naked. FML.

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