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By bananas716 - 21/01/2016 16:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving past a wal-mart. We saw a homeless man sitting outside on the street. With a closer inspection we noticed there was another homeless man with him. Although this man had his head in the other mans crotch with a blanket over him. FML

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