Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs....

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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doctorturkleton 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:01

I read 'boyfriend' as 'brother.' It made this about 293464802 times worse.

Dejaay 2

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:02

hahah, maybe he wanted to learn from the best ;)

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Cates500 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:49

join them? JK

Zayna_604 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:58

okayy dont mean to go stalker status on you but i read your profile and uhh... YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!! kay dude.

flyersfan365 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:12

yes he does

BahahahLOL 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:29

Nah, this guy looks a lot better than JB

mercedes3210 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:35

Zanya don't ruin the poor guys fantasies. let him think he does look like JB.

Cass3m0 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 16:08

Lol, I love how it says Justin Bieber looks like HIM instead of HIM looking like Justin Beiber as most people would say. Kudos for the confidence there.