By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
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halcyon93 16

Why would he think he was the one bleeding out? If anything, you'd think he'd assume you were the one hurt.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds like he isn't mature enough to be having sex.

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dark_angel4121 12

Sounds like he never took sex ed. Sorry about that OP, maybe he won't be traumatized after that.

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ohishkabibble 21

If he made you bleed from penetrative sex, then you're doing it wrong. Your first time should not hurt, nor should you bleed, as long as you're properly warmed up. That's what happens when you get in a hurry and don't take things slow!

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shinikageWolf 15

Okay even I know a girl bleeds her first time....and I'm gay!

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DanielleD93 16

That's retarded even if he is a virgin...

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alvos_fml 2

if he thought he was bleeding out he was not wearing protection... very dangerous for a guy that's so clueless about sex ed... happy parenting!

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phoneaddict13 29

**** him hard in his sleep! Give him a bj c'mon you can suck that ****!

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