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By Anonymous - 05/06/2016 18:31 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my boyfriend and his parents took me to lunch. Little did I know that he was planning something and so I wore work out clothes. When we got there, it wasn't the lunch I was thinking we were going to, it was way fancier. I was way underdressed. FML

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