Today, my boss yet again bitched at me for "not doing my job... - FML

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By "Kisnet" - 07/10/2017 19:21 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, my boss yet again bitched at me for "not doing my job right." I've been trying to find a new job for months, and every time a prospective employer calls my boss tells them that I'm a terrible worker so I won't get the job. They do this because I'm "too much of a good worker to lose."

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