Today, my boss was talking to me about how short-staffed we are...

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By "TaylorKopacz" - 01/05/2017 16:15

Today, my boss was talking to me about how short-staffed we are going to be next week. Today is also the day that she cut my hours in half next week because I didn't properly close the building... FML

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