Transportation: Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has...

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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Women be shopping

By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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Tsunami87 17

Friday 10 February 2012 8:37

Wow, police will tow someone's car if you report it as suspicious! *commits to memory for later use* now to find someone I don't like...

HahaHokayThen 10

Friday 10 February 2012 8:36

Must've been a Ford.

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bettyc4 26

Friday 10 February 2012 9:09

Now call and report there is a suspicious ppl going to and from a car with money and get his car towed. Revenge FTW

Forlorn420 9

Friday 10 February 2012 9:15

You shouldn't have thought it was ok to leave ur car there late. Why was ur car out so late hmm???

doubleea 3

Friday 10 February 2012 9:29

They were working?

A100893 30

Friday 10 February 2012 9:31

Because they work there? Maybe? Just my guess.

braddah112233 1

Friday 10 February 2012 10:08

Your an idiot

japtch 15

Friday 10 February 2012 10:15

23- Your comment is ironic.

McDonaldsworker 4

Friday 10 February 2012 11:47

Hmm, are you high #17 lol

DoubleCross 9

Friday 10 February 2012 9:28

Pedo Van.

jellyD 1

Friday 10 February 2012 10:59

Call his car in!

GuardGirl126 9

Friday 10 February 2012 20:43

Hahaha! That'd be awesome! That's something I would do!

perdix 29

Friday 10 February 2012 11:14

He probably wanted to save the "good" parking spots for the paying customers, not the lazy employees who can't park a few blocks away and hoof it to work.

goodfella925 0

Friday 10 February 2012 11:19

A 1970's Ford Rape Van Econoline

McDonaldsworker 4

Friday 10 February 2012 11:41

Hey OP where have you been parking your car for your boss to even notice it? Let alone think it's suspicious for where it's parked? Maybe you should try the employee parking area next time?