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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By "mala_19" - 04/09/2017 23:15

Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:28

I guess he doesn't like you?

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:33

untag it? or tag him it it.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:28

I guess he doesn't like you?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:30

No, he loves to push him out of his anus an into a bowl of water.

MfailK 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 9:56

It's a shitty situation

badintentions 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:00

Maybe he does like you & thinks "you'da shit"

MCRUsedTheFate 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 18:42

What the hell? this was already posted like 3 times prior. Be original people!

Gloritank 8

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:28

sucks to be you!

Bosia 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:33

Is it bad that I laughed?

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:24

I also laughed, 72. Wanna meet up in hell?

Healtopia 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 16:59

72 & 73. I'll see you you there. that's a funny one.

RosiePatosie 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:32

hahahaha ouch.

krazygirl100 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:50

sexual harasment

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:33

untag it? or tag him it it.

Miii_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:36

like!!

mkt177 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 15:54

no both!!! hahaha

MrsLender_fml 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:34

That's his way of saying you're a shitty worker.

yesiyes 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:37

that's hilarious!xD

SoAsToSpeak 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:39

That's very telling of your character..

iHungLo 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:40

Stop being a pile of crap and start working! haha

SibyCanFly 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:39

and so says the Asian...

josebeto1 6

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:42

WIN XD

KFCkoolaidWaterm 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:45

Really? I had no idea. I thought it was a compliment and a really good thing to have your boss do that. That explains so much.

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Same thing different taste

Unfair

Life imitates life

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