By thewrittenrebel - 28/10/2014 07:40 - South Africa - Bellville

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31

When I read the first sentence, I thought OP was cutting. The way the FML ended is definetly not nice either, but I was relieved though!

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arockon 5

I would get rid of the cat or call the dude from my cat from hell

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rocker_chick23 27

OP is from South Africa, I doubt Jackson Galaxy will go over there.

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inolongercare 19

Take it to the vet. He may need antipsychotic medication

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Rababco 29

Wait they have that for pets?! That's what my Pomeranian needs, she's nuts!

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knoxxx 22

Yeah how much to you actually actively play with your cat, OP? The biggest issue most cat owners have is not actually the cat, it's you not playing with it enough. 15 minutes every day of active play is a minimum for cats to be happy. Chances are if every time your cat seems to be on the hunt, he probably wants to play, and if you grab a stick and string toy and play with it until its worn out, you won't get attacked by your cat.

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worldclassrager 39

I think he now knows that you have the laser pointer...that's why

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chosha_fml 26

It's viciously attacking you regularly for no reason? Just take it to the pound. Not only should you not have to deal with injuries all the time, but you'll be held responsible if it attacks someone else.

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tobyb 2

I had the same problem my cat would chase horses around one day it tried it with a truck on the road and didint win

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kiaora_fml 11

I had a loving cat who would sit on my shoulder, I had him before I met my husband and when we had our 2nd child he started to pee on everything my husband owned and then the new bubbas pram, but never my eldest stuff as he loved her, I gave him the same amount of attention as before. We took him to the vets and the vet suggested to put the cat on antidepressants! I laughed and he was serious and he said either that or you would have to consider euthanasia, and he said the tablets usually works. It worked for our cat and he was fine until the day he passed away, think about it OP

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