Geek: Today, my astronomy class is taking a well-hyped trip to an observatory....

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 18:27 - United States - Delanson

Today, my astronomy class is taking a well-hyped trip to an observatory. Coincidentally, tonight there will also be a lunar eclipse, a comet, and apparently full cloud cover. FML.

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