Miscellaneous: Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350,...

By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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SouthernSweetie 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:58

Oh no, the Grinch is back to his evil, anti-Christmas ways!!!

exzaclee 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:59

He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...

Comments

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:22

Did this happen to be one of those hydroponic Christmas trees that I've been hearing so much about with the smokable ornaments?

Namerkp2 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:33

Don't worry, Santa just put him on the naughty list. You can take joy in knowing he'll be getting coal for Christmas :D.

btstig 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 18:39

Really??

SSgt 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:29

Someone had to say it...

obamathellama 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:35

GRAMMAR NAZIS....They're back....

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:35

I bet the thief will be caught in no time if he keeps it up. Those aren't exactly low-key items that were stolen. It's hard to swipe a Christmas tree without being seen. That's why real thieves just screw over medicare or practice identity theft.