By shoelace18 - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML
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she's 5 and your how old? how can she make you do anything? get a grip.

I don't know what to think, here. Either that's love, or that's just demeaning. This could be the first time she learns about loss, if you stop right now.

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Now, you should tell your kid about other parts of human anatomy. Like stomach acid.

jeez you're stupid. just tell her she still gets the dollar for her tooth. this isn't the first time this has happened. make up a little storey to sooth her. like the tooth fairy will dig through your poop. it's her job.

Get her to shit into a sieve, and drain it under running water. You don't even have to touch the shit!

If she's bold enough to make that comment in front of her child, then she should be diggin, not you. YDI Although, by doing that, u definitely won ur daughter's love for quite awhile

Melodyfire 0

When I swallowed a tooth when I was a kid, my mom would just tell me to write letter to the tooth fairy. It worked fine for me! FYL for being conned by your wife.

If that's not love, I don't know what it. lol Its not a matter of him letting is child "walk all over him". Little kids take these kinds of matters to the heart. And having experience with this sort of situation, I imagine the request was less of a "Daddy, do as I say right now" tantrum, and more of a "Daddy, please be my knight in shining armor and save my tooth" plea for help.

Bob31_fml 4

i would just make something up like, the tooth fairy always knows, just like Santa. It's pretty stupid to go rooting through her crap.

Wow. I swallowed the first tooth I ever lost. My parents just convinced me to write a letter to the tooth fairy explaining what happened, I never demanded anything like that from my parents. Kids these days...

tsnyder700 0

So you dig through your daughter's poo? Well, **** that, IDC how much it means to the child, I'd tell her to do it herself, I'm not digging through her poo for her tooth. I'd just go get a fake one and say here, put it under ya pillow.