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By Andrew - 14/02/2016 14:53 - Ukraine

Today, me, my best friend and our girlfriends were discussing where to go on vacation. Me and my best friend's girlfriend wanted to go to the sea. My best friend and my girlfriend wanted to go to the mountains. I jokingly offered to exchange partners. They all agreed. They were serious. FML

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