Today me and my boyfriend won $1000 on a scratch off. We went... - FML

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By Catielady - 12/10/2017 03:00

Today me and my boyfriend won $1000 on a scratch off. We went to the lottery office to cash it in and after they inputted my boyfriend's information they told us that silver he owed money to the state (from TEN YEARS AGO) that they were keeping the money. We get nothing. FML.

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