Kids: Today, just like every other day my mom insulted me because my...

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By emi_alejandra - 20/04/2016 21:38 - Puerto Rico - Ponce

Today, just like every other day my mom insulted me because my little brother is "my responsibility" and not my stepdad's who is his father and does nothing in the house but insult my mom and grandma. FML

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