Today, it's Valentine's Day. I'm 23 and have never had a girlfriend... - FML

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By SirFapsalot - 14/02/2018 12:02

Today, it's Valentine's Day. I'm 23 and have never had a girlfriend or even a kiss. I got a hug once. This shit's depressing. FML

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interesting33 36

Friday 16 February 2018 21:26

I understand your frustration but I think a lot of people start late in the dating game and that is ok. maybe try a safe dating app or join a club, but don't fret.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 16 February 2018 5:51

Don't sweat it man, it'll come at one point.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 16 February 2018 5:51

Don't sweat it man, it'll come at one point.

interesting33 36

Friday 16 February 2018 21:26

I understand your frustration but I think a lot of people start late in the dating game and that is ok. maybe try a safe dating app or join a club, but don't fret.

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