Miscellaneous: Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend,...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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You deserved it 9 632

By no love - 01/01/2016 22:41 - United States

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 25/09/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

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realworldready 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:02

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those ******* cookies on FML! Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!! YDI!!!

lesp 6

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

Wow. FHL. Were you drunk?

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missus_butter 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 9:48

Hell yes, your life is ******, because you apparently can't tell that 2 1/2 isn't a whole number. Douche.

ashmash 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 9:52

By any chance did this crash occur in Riverside, CA? I saw a new looking silver mustang crashed into a cement divider on Sunday. Anyway, it's not really likely, because I'm sure there are hundreds of thousands of new mustangs out there. just thought i'd ask

stop_whining 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 10:29

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-douche!

FurrTrap 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:39

2 1/2 year? Mmmm, innovative...

sbarre1 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:59

Two and a half? You dumbass.

xavierdevoy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:24

83 can suck my left nut

justdesserts 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:57

YDI for driving like a girl.

skyoolie 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 14:11

i hope you are paying for it to get fixed. but i want to know HOW you crashed it into a cement divider.. if you don't know how to drive the car, let her drive. i do kinda feel bad for you, but a cement divider? come on. i agree with 111, 6 months is the only 1/2 year i ever celebrate, then it goes by years, but an ex of mine liked to celebrate EVERY MONTH. so annoying. and 121, i happen to be a girl, and can drive pretty well thank you. and probably know more about cars and driving than most guys. could be my background, and ill admit a lot girls drive like crap, but please don't think that ALL of them suck.