Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. My grandma that I have not seen for... - FML

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By littleterror - 18/03/2016 02:08 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, it was my birthday. My grandma that I have not seen for years decided to come. She brought me a gift that I had to unwrap in front of the whole family. She got me a very expensive makeup kit because she thought i was a girl. She only saw pictures of me. I am a male with long blond hair.

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