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By noshow - 11/12/2014 05:44 - United States - Richardson

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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By Zero_TAlent_ - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Gettysburg

Today, the drummer from my band stole the $200 deposit for our rental practice space and used it for a trip down to Maryland with his girlfriend. A few hours ago, my brother and I found him passed out in his cousin's house, very hungover. His first words to us were, "Can I borrow 20 bucks?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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Rock n roll!

By christous - 22/11/2008 04:42 - France

Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML

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By clumsyandpoor - 03/12/2014 04:05 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was short on money for bills, so I pulled out my alto saxophone, knowing that no matter how much I loved it, I'd be able pay my rent with the money. As I pulled it out of its case, the neck strap broke and I dropped it, breaking the bell beyond repair. Now I'm poor AND depressed. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 12:52 - Australia

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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Thursday 11 December 2014 14:47

Your brother is a selfish bastard

DomiLove 26

Thursday 11 December 2014 14:48

Drugs are bad... Mmkay?

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wolfman0_o 17

Saturday 13 December 2014 19:17

Just make your bro pay you back.

literallyno 5

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:45

Atleast you don't have a solo.

CptSoAP90 6

Monday 15 December 2014 21:04

my brother pawned off my class ring for the same reason...

TechnoStew 21

Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:48

Call the police.

ty2013 3

Tuesday 16 December 2014 20:50

As a man in my high school band, this kills me inside.

why__not_fml 8

Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:24

he's gotten to that point where he needs help. Maybe you should talk to him

maliadiva11 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:41

i wouldve been ready to kill if that happened to my alto clarinet

mikuxxhatsune 32

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:40

Damn. That sucks.

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