Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. I had to drive to my parents' house... - FML

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By IceWrath - 12/04/2016 20:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it's my birthday. I had to drive to my parents' house whilst dealing with a horrific case of diarrhoea, food poisoning and two carsick dogs. My girlfriend and I had to pull over so many times that our journey took over 12 hours. It's only supposed to take 7. FML

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