Today, my birthday, my girlfriend of over a year told me she... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2018 05:43

Today, my birthday, my girlfriend of over a year told me she doesn't want me sexually anymore. Things have been bad between us for the last 5 months, but when I propose to leave her the apartment and go away, she refuses. She wants me to stay, but she doesn't want me to touch her anymore. Wtf I do now? FML

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lucasj23 11

Wednesday 18 April 2018 16:45

grow a pair and move out. she's made it clear she doesn't want you.

OnReceivingEnd 17

Thursday 19 April 2018 22:04

Well, if I may be so bold to offer advice, walk over to her and say the following, word for word. Ready? "What the hot buttered f**k DO YOU WANT?"

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lucasj23 11

Wednesday 18 April 2018 16:45

grow a pair and move out. she's made it clear she doesn't want you.

rico71 5

Wednesday 18 April 2018 21:30

How is this an issue? She’s clearly only using you for cheap rent. Leave her

OnReceivingEnd 17

Thursday 19 April 2018 22:04

Well, if I may be so bold to offer advice, walk over to her and say the following, word for word. Ready? "What the hot buttered f**k DO YOU WANT?"

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