Miscellaneous: Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank...

By HSampsON - 13/10/2013 21:20 - Niger - Niamey

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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You deserved it 1 516

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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You deserved it 62 362

By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 792

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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You deserved it 2 598

By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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sacrosanct2 23

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

clearly outplayed

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 2:11

Your dad sounds awesome. That's hilarious.

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solesamurai 3

Monday 14 October 2013 7:51

Your dad had fun in college...

n00b4liciou5 10

Monday 14 October 2013 8:03

Judging by the vernacular, I can take a good guess that OP is from the '20s

Dannielleroset 11

Monday 14 October 2013 8:46

Your dad is awesome!

alfred07 18

Monday 14 October 2013 10:58

Someone needs to teach your dad what the word "proportional" means

Frostie13 11

Monday 14 October 2013 11:39

I was thinking whobthe hell still gets lynched these days then I read what country you were from

lininnes 6

Monday 14 October 2013 14:17

OP your dad rocks !! I am gonna search 'angry dad in tight blouse & miniskirt' on youtube...

Baajuju 10

Monday 14 October 2013 15:00

prank war is fair game. its only to far once some one calls uncle. YDI.

NaN101 27

Monday 14 October 2013 15:19

Humiliating defeat.

ThaPrelude 11

Monday 14 October 2013 16:19

Dad FTW that's just epic. Talk about being out done. Well played dad well played

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 14 October 2013 18:19

YDI: never mess with your patents like that. You're lucky he didn't disown you.

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Same thing different taste

Thanks guys

Get in, kid

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