Today, in my job as a stripper, I got called to an event with... - FML

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By Oh no - 18/12/2018 05:59

Today, in my job as a stripper, I got called to an event with about 7 of my other coworkers. I showed up and it’s my fiancé’s bachelor party. This wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t drunk and he hit on every one of my coworkers but me. The only people who paid any attention to me were his friends. FML.

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Mary Lin 8

Tuesday 18 December 2018 16:30

Maybe your fiancé might find it weird to do it to you in a work setting for you since your going to be his wife

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 18 December 2018 15:09

Maybe marry one of them, instead.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 18 December 2018 15:09

Maybe marry one of them, instead.

Mary Lin 8

Tuesday 18 December 2018 16:30

Maybe your fiancé might find it weird to do it to you in a work setting for you since your going to be his wife

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