Health: Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely,... - FML

By 4lphab3t4 - 13/11/2015 01:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

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Saturday 14 November 2015 16:45

Op here. Well folks, after an interesting chat with a Doc, turns out I don't have TMJ or EDS. I just eat way to much ******* chewing gum, and, after so much, my jaw was slightly moved out of place. So when I yawned, it fell out of place completely, thus the dislocation. FML again, I guess

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A07 48

Friday 13 November 2015 10:30

I'm wondering how did you ask with your jaw hanging open

allred1997 19

Friday 13 November 2015 9:58

On the bright side I'm sure you'll have some people very interested in you when you go back

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Monday 13 June 2016 16:27

I saw that on the ER...did that REALLY happen?

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